I had one left, so following the advice of my dear friend Sarah, I put it in the microwave. It caught on fire, so I fed it to the cat. Below is a picture of the Twinkie of Doom. Please note those three little holes that the fire was shooting out of.

I'm writing this blog to keep my friends and family updated on my adventures in China. Besides just talking about me, I promise to keep you all updated on important world happenings like who is the hottest commie in China, whether Batman really can beat Superman without using kryptonite, and if the USA will ever be the same without me.
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