I woke up this morning to find a mountain of twinkies on my alarm clock. I have no idea where they came from. I didn't waste this fortunate turn of events; I enjoyed an excellent breakfast, a scrumptious lunch, and a delicious dinner.
I had one left, so following the advice of my dear friend Sarah, I put it in the microwave. It caught on fire, so I fed it to the cat. Below is a picture of the Twinkie of Doom. Please note those three little holes that the fire was shooting out of.
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